Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML
Today, I was in the changing room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I spent over $20 at the laundromat doing two weeks of laundry, just to avoid using the facilities in my apartment complex and having to deal with my creepy landlord trying to steal my underwear again. FML
Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML
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skittihorse 8
Smart old man.
chong420 0
You must have a nice ass
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Comments (176)
Schizomaniac 24
OP: KaySL Creepy old man/Assailant: Doc It's true, people.
mk58 31
Really? I see the creepy old man as Boners... Doc doesn't strike me as that type. Boners likes ass for sure.
every1luvsboners 11
I'm the Bubba Gump of ass.
flockz 20
boners like ass. sounds right. but then there's none left for the rest of us dammit. the ass stock is going to fall, and the market will no longer be flooded with ass. ****, now i'm depressed.
DocBastard 40
Schizo, this FML is from the US, stupid. Unless KaySL is visiting...um... *looks around nervously* *moves to Budapest*
SirEBC 7
*Hopes on flight to Budapest with Doc*
Schizomaniac 24
"Hopes," eh? YOU'RE ALL ******* INSANE.
KiddNYC1O 22
Ah, a good ol' KaySL sighting. =]
flockz 20
NO DON'T GO OUT THERE!! it's still too vicious. grab this harpoon. we'll get her together. but we must work as a TEAM-- *spontaneously combusts*
ty1992_farmlife 12
Well, if he creeps you out enough, then find a new place to clean your clothes. On the bright side at least you know you have a nice backside lol
psuedodragon 23
Really... it should've only happened once before you realized something was up...
irokyoursox 6
No pun intended?
UrCapsLockOn 12
that's a compliment, right ^^
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
That's really smart actually.
every1luvsboners 11
He just wants to see you in tighter clothes next time you come to the laundromat.
shift_love 13
Brilliant!
sikmunkee 9
santas getting his gift early
2dog 15
FREAK! THE HAIRY MAN IS A FREAK! But at least you know your laundry is dry
skittihorse 8
And shrunken.
2dog 15
That's so true!
davek 36
Dat ass.
oliviaalexandria 3
Tell him to just hand the money to you next time.. lol