Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML
Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML
Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML
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odexy 12
YDI if you didn't speak up.
Doortje 30
Just walk away and get a sandwich elsewhere.
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Comments (149)
KaitHud 0
They don't use their bare hands to make your sub.... They wear gloves. So yeah... Fake.
a_girl_i_know 0
Subway restaurants are pretty dirty like that, i've been to a few that have gnats hovering over the vegetables.
Zmeilerr 22
You can report that restaurant to your local health department and have them shut down.
KingDingALing 9
:O No more Subway?!?!?!? NOOOO!!! What has this world come to?!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
KingD - That /particular/ restaurant, at that location. There will still be Subway stores... look around the corner.
KingDingALing 9
*Phew*! Thank God... I almost passed out.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Don't worry. I've learned a lot about panic attacks from previous FMLs. All you have to do is not panic.
KingDingALing 9
You should consider becoming a doctor! :p
doctorspaceman 0
they should recieve an inspection then a warning. If they got shut down it would be temporary I would think
cupcakes729 7
I've been to one that had a dead bug in the omelet. they didn't even notice........
a_girl_i_know 0
Subway restaurants are pretty dirty like that, i've been to a few that have gnats hovering over the vegetables.
5t3ff1k4h 47
A new sandwich made by a person with clean hands, hopefully.
kellbelle032398 0
u shoulda said something
Zmeilerr 22
And if not, this is a total YDI.
ceva_fml 1
flys usualy buzz around you know what... the sandwich can't have smelled to good. so how was your sandwich ? any special flavor ? :)
Dall87 0
ydi if you ate it.
aardvarkish 17
Reminds me of the time I forgot to use toilet paper, and then forgot to wash my hands before eating potato chips with dip. Guess how the dip tasted...
xx000o 27
how could you forget to use TP????
aardvarkish 17
What can i say? Shit happens!
Doortje 30
Would you have paid for the sandfairy?
mpphish 0
exactly what I thought as I was reading this!
mpphish 0
ydi for not speaking up I mean