Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, after a day spent at the beach, I was looking back through our photos. Neither my husband, sisters, kids, or our friends bothered to tell me that my white swimsuit became a bit see-through when wet. In absolutely every photo you could clearly see my pubes and my nipples. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
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Top comments
TaysDarkLust 11
Why would you get a white one to begin with?
flockz 20
i bet it was designed by a boardroom of men. we are such innovators sometimes!
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Comments (89)
mikepzz 27
pics or it didn't happen.. on a side not, that really sucks, I bought a bathing suit that did that once... quite embarrassing
awsetdvcshjkgss 1
Let's hope you shaved!
KiddNYC1O 22
Natural's good... At least a landing strip!
Spectre529 12
I use white sometimes and I don't get this problem... I think you should try looking for more thicker types. Thinner might do that
jamza 10
Don't you love a bargain. Cheap enough for everyone to enjoy...
jamza 10
Don't you love a bargain. Cheap enough for everyone to enjoy...
joethebiden 8
Makes you wonder why they still sell white bikinis. You figure they'd have figured that flaw out the first time around.
Onmyzephyr 5
Who said it was a flaw?
joethebiden 8
Wom... oooooooh I see. Right. Never mind.
merryhappy1887 20
Seems pretty obvious that something white would go see through...
egrudy 9
Pictures please
laurenlovesjb 20
I hope for your she OP that you didn't have a bush!
AH1Zviper 15
If you read the actual FML, you'll notice it says the boys whistled. They didn't yell out " Your boyfriend needs a machete, not a dick!"
Isoldael 27
Or maybe she had a bush and the men didn't mind? (not trying to start the whole "omg pubes are gross, everyone should shave" vs "trim or natural is fine" thing again, but not everyone is grossed out, by hair).
BellaBelle_fml 23
" Your she OP" ? Whoa…
Enslaved 38
You took the wet T-shirt look to a whole new level! ***I have a few swimsuits like that. Apparently they're designed strictly for lounging in the sun and not for swimming or getting wet. Now I know to look for the lining in the clothing. :P