Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML
Today, I was babysitting, and we were playing a game. Because he was little, I let him win all the games. He then turned to me and said, "You're really bad at this." I got very defensive and won the next game, and was actually proud that I beat a 3-year-old. FML
Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML
Today, I just got done being yelled at by my son's headteacher and a bunch of parents, all because my 6 year-old son has been arranging kiss dates between his classmates in exchange for sweets and so on. My little pimp in training. Not a proud dad moment. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
Today, while babysitting, I got stabbed by a 7 year-old with a mechanical pencil. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
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mk58 31
You're like his bitch.
Mi24hind 0
I see a pimp in the making
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Comments (280)
I_Told_YouSo 5
At least he knows to pat you on the head and not else where.
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
Awwwwww. that sounds adorable! my nephew does something similar. when u pretend to cry, he rubs ur face and says "awww, hi baby." lol. be happy and bask in the cuteness
Iamnotmyself 17
p-157 gotcha, stick to 4chan with those things.
itzNaynay 0
That's a good girl ;)
jkrupili12 0
good girl you stupid bitch
DeepDownThere 3
I need to not be an obnoxious teeny-bopper. Yeah.
adropofpeace 8
Sirin that makes sense, but I would rather read something extremely obnoxious and know what was said then be curios for eternity about the conversation that my soul missed out on... *long dramatic sigh*
corje20 0
Wow your a seven year olds bitch how does that feel?
PandaPandy 6
owned XD
Iamnotmyself 17
-167 me and flockz were flirting, happy?