Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket. And cookies. I had to tell him that I caught his kid keying my car last night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML
Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
Today, my coworker had been distraught over not being able to keep his dog after his divorce, so trying to be sweet, I'd ordered a specially-made stuffy that looked like it. I put it on his desk with a note and cookies. He thought I was mocking him and threw the plate at me. FML
Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML
Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML
Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes my car. Along with all my money, my phone, and whatever else I had in my purse. His message to me through one of my co-workers was "walk home." FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
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Top comments
stevenJB 25
He probably found out and is apologizing low-key.
alainopotato 20
Was this gift basket perhaps because of said keying of car?
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Comments (24)
DoomedGemini 38
If they really are nice then it shouldn't be a problem. There's no reason to be mad at you when their kid is the one in the wrong.
Mechanize 8
Oh, Florida.
idkwhyxD 5
that's why he was giving you the basket and cookies
Nix188 13
"Hey thanks, this looks delicious; oh before you go, your little sh*t of a kid screwed up my car. No I will not take this basket as compensation."
IDontKnowaName73 17
Low key apologizing
jlujan00_fml 9
Sounds like he owes you extra cookies