Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, my mom informed me that my entire family puts their dirty towels on the towel rack in the bathroom instead of the hamper. I've been using their dirty towels after showers for as long as I remember. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
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fushengyuan 20
She can sell the used ones on ebay. She will earn a lot of under wares~
DaRito 25
Lol, introduce her to the laundromat
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bad_boyfriend 10
If I was wealthy I would wear new socks and underwear every day. Judge me if you want, but there is nothing like brand new socks and underwear.
One_Way 43
I'm going to assume that if OP's daughter is living in an apartment after moving out of her parent's place only 3 months ago, she is not wealthy.
Lalala579121 28
I'd take freshly dried socks over brand new ones any day.
laden_swallow09 35
So warm and fluffy… I get all goosepimply just thinking about it!
AyeJay101 25
So... She keeps the dirty underwear? That's just nasty, at least throw it it out
dakid87 10
She might be starting a new business. People go crazy for used undies
Feklfekl2222 32
I think people have been watching too much OITNB!
mzdaisylynn 12
I was thinking the same
Hyenayena 27
OITNB brought light to it. Truth is, people have been doing that for as long as there's been kinky old dudes around
Omniprism 15
Gross.
Omniprism 15
Teach her to sink wash.
Eyalsh 32
double commenting is like double dipping. neber double dip.
S_Gnu 17
Ah, nothing quite like the first-time-apartment-liver hilarity. I wasn't quite as bad as OP's daughter, but I definitely let clothes go far too long without washing and had many a plate of uncleaned food festering under my bed and in the sink.
courtney_leath 14
If she wasn't going to wash them why wouldn't she put them in the trash
crackpotL 33
Aren't you supposed to wash your new undies before you wear them? Who knows who else tried them on at the store?
igive 29
Not if they come in a sealed pack.
ImTheAlpha 30
Where do you go where people try on underwear? I'm genuinely curious because that seems odd to me.
Hyenayena 27
At Victoria's Secret you're allowed to try on the bras (duh) but I always wash them before wearing them, not because boobs per se are "dirty", but because I don't know if the person before me was really sweaty or something.
davek 36
She could make good money on the Internet this way.
DoomSkuller 28
Lol, sounds like she took advice from the Evil Apples card "buying new underwear so you don't have to do laundry"