Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, my mom informed me that my entire family puts their dirty towels on the towel rack in the bathroom instead of the hamper. I've been using their dirty towels after showers for as long as I remember. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
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fushengyuan 20
She can sell the used ones on ebay. She will earn a lot of under wares~
DaRito 25
Lol, introduce her to the laundromat
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Comments (80)
biloxi_girl 22
So she doesn't wash the new ones before she puts them on? Depending on where she gets them from you never know who has been touching them.
Marzell 12
she could make a killing selling them to pervs online.
missmoschner 18
Either she is literally the laziest person ever or she's way too into orange is the new black.
wordygirl 11
Nasty, nasty girl.
mimirawr14 17
Are you sure they are even hers?? She could be smuggling them from a local prison and selling them online.....
aphillips1976 4
Sounds like a solid strategy.
inolongercare 19
Does she wash her other clothes?
loserman67 36
You could sell them and make a small fortune
Abe_er_um 12
She's under her roof so her rules~
worldclassrager 41
I think eventually she'll have to wash them...unless she is trying something by doing that...