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Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML

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Little guys already writing himself a one way ticket to the friend zone

Off to a good start, for a dictator.

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I don't know if this is an FML your little girl sounds awesome

Sounds like a future parenting goal is how to keep your daughter off the pole. #stripperproblems

lmao wow.. the slave part isn't really a concern for me.. what makes it so perfect is when she said "oh don't pay any attention to him" that's a very smart little girl.

you know what your daughter becomes... a boss..

So? Kids will be kids. It's not like she's torturing him.

Is he black?

#slave #freedom #diva #babygirl are you kidding babygirl ? =)

Eh, no biggie. Kids pull this kind of stuff all the time. If she breaks out in leather and rubber, theeeeeen you should start to worry.

A future dominatrix in the making. Well that's one lifestyle choice.

Diamondbladex 4

Little girl is doing work. already got her own fckboi