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Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Little guys already writing himself a one way ticket to the friend zone

Off to a good start, for a dictator.

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You're raising either a feminazi, or somebody who really knows how to manipulate people.

When she gets older id check for straps under her bed and if she takes a sudden interest in equestrian activities make sure you keep track of all the riding crops! OP you wont have to worry about her heart getting broken!!

I was always the loser that was cool kid's slave. Feels bad man, thank god elementary school only happens once.

Is your daughter's name Adolfine?

We now know who wears the pants in that relationship

RedPillSucks 33

or who spanks the pants

Would absolutely love to have a kid like that!

xluciferx666 21

Emperor Palpatine would be proud

Like a BOSS!!

you're going to be a grandmother in... 6-8 years.. good luck!

Hey, he learned early