mafille
France
Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML
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Reider022 16
Little guys already writing himself a one way ticket to the friend zone
RodzillaX 30
Off to a good start, for a dictator.
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Frillwee95 12
One day you will walk by her room and hear "Igor, pull the switch!" and the electricity will suddenly shut off.
MissA7X 11
She's starting off young, first one slave child. Next, two. Then, another invasion of Poland because why not?
ImTheAlpha 30
Why is it always Poland? Poor Poland.
fivetimeslonger 24
Because it's always Poland.
walktowardslight 33
#122, because Poland is totally asking for it by exposing its borders to SEVEN other countries at once. If they don't want to be invaded, they shouldn't just be sitting there looking so invadable!
lukian_fml 29
Ooh. You should have him over for a playdate and he can get some housework done!
angiee_baybee 15
I see no problem here. Your daughter is a G ?
Flowtastic 16
Yes daughters are typically "G"irls
Parvati48 15
Sounds like your daughter is gonna be a little devil when she gets older. She's starting her army now.
DocDrose 20
That is Damn impressive... and a little bit scary
1dvos_grl3 21
little girl has her life in line. Honestly I would be a proud mom.
slutfactory 17
Im going to assume that you are one of the new-age feminists.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I bet there's an alternate universe where this FML's gender roles are switched and #17 is indignant.
gracehi 33
Napoleona Bonaparte?
lostinareverie 21
She's going places, that's for sure!
xswitch74 17
She's going places..