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Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML

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Little guys already writing himself a one way ticket to the friend zone

Off to a good start, for a dictator.

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When I was young I did this sort of thing with my friends but it was game to us and only lasted like a day.

Smart little girl you got there.

RedPillSucks 33

dominatrix in training?

Your daughter is going places

She'll be a feminist! Haha little devil in the making!

FrenchToastKick 18

Your little girl is definitely going places in life!

your daughter is going places. awesome kid

soulcrusher11 16

hahahaha that's hilarious and cruel at same time

Are you supposed to be sad about that. I'd be happy if my daughter went around making people her bitch

She's awesome! lol