mafille
France
Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML
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Reider022 16
Little guys already writing himself a one way ticket to the friend zone
RodzillaX 30
Off to a good start, for a dictator.
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foreveralone7_fml 17
Your daughter is going places
2retz 11
I fail to see how this is a FML for you.... I say it's a win for for your daughter lol
norisorroz 28
I like her, she seems smart.
DogeLife 15
Little kids say what they want without giving a **** and it's hilarious.
Drosophila82 18
Honestly, you shouldn't be too worried.. My wife and I are too hesitant to have any kids because we are confounded about how to raise them up. How do we hit a balance between showing them how to be nice and a**holes at the same time. If you're not an a**hole nowadays you'd be chewed up. So your daughter is all set for life.
onlybecauseitsme 14
What a boss!
lammyb133 7
Your daughter knows how to get things done!! I'd be a very PROUD mum ?
Nish007 15
they start younger these days
JesterJack734 11
Kids say the darnedest things!... *whip-cracking sound* move it knave!
shinikageWolf 15
Pussy whipping without sex, she's a natural.