Today, we were practicing figure drawing in art class. Our regular model didn't show up, so our teacher pulled someone out of study hall. And who did she pick? My ex-boyfriend, who stalked me after our breakup, which resulted in a nervous breakdown that put me in therapy. It was a long class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after some filing mistakes, and a lot of waiting on hold, I'm finally registered for Spring classes. I was ready to enjoy this term, until I found out that my ex, who was forced into therapy after he threatened to kill me, is in half of my classes. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, I was in art class in which we were drawing mythical creatures. I spent the entire hour and a half drawing a Minotaur, which turned out extremely well. It turned out so well that the teacher thought I had traced it, and told me to start over right before the bell rang. FML
Today, while I was at the doctor's looking nasty and sick, I ran into my ex. He was my first boyfriend and he cheated on me the whole time, and then left me. I went into a room with my friend while we were waiting and told her EVERYTHING about him. Turns out everyone heard me, INCLUDING HIM. Now I have to see him tomorrow. FML
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML
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yewzd 0
As revenge, draw the penis every small.
FFML_314 12
How did your drawing turn out?
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ThreeSheetsGone 12
I'll volunteer for you to draw me, but only if you promise to make the penis twice as large as it really is. Then you'll have 4 1/2 inches of tuna can to work with.
smiley1014 23
Seriously, get over it!
ImaginaryFoe 1
I have to agree. If you go to the same school, you have to expect to run into him. Fake nonchalance until it becomes the truth.
Efilyn 0
Get a restraining order against him if you can. He seems dangerous.
maskedman 9
So, do all women have a stalker?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Apparently it's the latest thing. Someone looks at your fb? Stalker! Break up with someone then run into him at the school you both attend? Stalker! Bloke likes you and tries to be friendly? Stalker! Man in the tree outside your window watching you brush your teeth each night? Stalker! Get a grip, ladies. Restraining order or it didn't happen.
DocBastard 40
Foe, will you marry me? Just don't tell my wife. Or my other wife.
FFML_314 12
Your 'other' wife is reading this. I'm not pleased.
danishbar 0
haha nice
ILCC 1
Awww, poor you :(
ulicksam 0
So what? You didn't even have to speak to him. It would have been worse if you were picked and he had to draw you.
nimrod24 0
oh, boo-*******-hoo. you had a nervous breakdown cause he stalked you? maybe had he raped you or some real shit, but you need to get the **** over yourself, step down from your pedastal, and get bent!
brittanyg93 0
ditto for you ass.
JpasDa1 2
boo hoo suck it up, strap on a *****, and teach him why to never F$$K with you again.
nemo206 0
women are too damn emotional
BVBarmyForever 0
It's not our fault!
malisa916 7
OP, why do you attend the same school as him then? My ex who used to abuse me in many ways stalked me & did everything he could to make my life a living hell & I got the hell outta dodge. I moved over 1,000 miles away to have peace. Maybe you should do something a lot simpler, like transferring schools? Unless you like being in the same school so you can have breakdowns for attention and post dumb shit like this on FML. YDI.
starberries 0
At the very least, she could have let the teacher know what was going on and left the class. She chose to sit through it instead. I think she's enjoying the drama.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
44- Stop being a bitch! Maybe she can't switch schools!