Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
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Top comments
zoepie 7
Your school mates are all dicks, congrats OP!
gracehi 33
Silly classmates. If you wanted to demonstrate "ugly" you would have pointed at their souls.
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Comments (49)
olpally 33
Should've smacked one of them in the "head" for being douche waffles... Edit-my original comment was erased for some reason, this is a new one.
nhbasskid13 23
if your comment was already deleted, you shouldn't repost it.
olpally 33
Too bad.
The_Big_Boss 20
I thought the exact same thing after I read this
angelitared 27
That's okay, puberty will kick in soon then you won't be so awkward looking.
zahidnasir 22
maybe they were more genius than you
nchic01 17
well, they're smart. not.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Maybe they were joking? Oh what am I sayinh, this is FML and on FML nothing is ever a joke.
codyswearingen 3
Haha that's funny
himwiththeface 17
Would that make it... "Bobble Head" *Ba dumm tss*
alexmedina_cx 6
That sucks but you should've gotten on your knees.
BanAnnalee 12
You should've done the other kind of head.