Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
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Top comments
zoepie 7
Your school mates are all dicks, congrats OP!
gracehi 33
Silly classmates. If you wanted to demonstrate "ugly" you would have pointed at their souls.
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Comments (49)
TheWildRover1 12
pretty sure he's talking about oral sex, #21...
Leewannabe 10
You should have said your word was "genius"
martin8337 36
Should have pointed to your crotch.
Jenniferleigh98 3
lol.
cassey_lea 15
Maybe next time you should play the game head shoulders knees and toes and put extra emphasison the head part.
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Or just poke your tongue through your cheek.
worldclassrager 41
I don't want to know what they said if you pointed to your groin for a bit of help...
islandsun 1
Sounds like your friends were telling the truth. Friends don't lie. Someone has to be the ugly one
Rainhawk94 27
First hand experience?
armonicavita 13
That's so mean!
KaylaTackett 18
why would you point to your face? you should have pointed to your head.