Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, my boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. My boyfriend of five years panicked and proposed on the spot, thinking I was hinting at something. I just wanted to catch some flowers, but I had to tell him to get a grip without hurting his feelings. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her friend's wedding, then shook them in my face like an accusation. I joined in the laughing with everyone else, but it put her in a mood, and she now hasn’t spoken to me in two days. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML
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Top comments
arrow007archer 19
catch it anyway
Sunflower1919 19
I would have caught it to spite him.
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Comments (64)
pardyhardyk 9
Should have caught it and said it's okay I'm sure my other man will marry me.
Adam5858 17
No sense of humour/fun.You are a lucky person
ELoni_fml 25
Catch it, then beat him with it..
1dvs_bstd 41
yeah because not wanting to marry is a crime!
Respect101 17
yeah but if it's to the extreme of him wanting to leave her if she caught it, then why should they be together if he is willing to leave over a simple tradition?
1dvs_bstd 41
fmlers are so stupid. so he isn't ready to marry her and threatens to break up with her, quick get the shotgun and force him to the altar!!
curiouslittleme 6
I would have caught it then hit him with it.
shudson186 17
How awful I would of tried and told him if I caught it "I'm sorry did you think I caught this for you? Oh no I'm waiting for a better man."
illegalbeagle69 23
Yeah, his comment was kind have rude.
91hayek 31
Weddings bring on unwanted pressure and he probably sensed that. Still, I think girls get the pressure worse in general "Why aren't you married yet?" "Ooh looks like you're the only single one now!" "Are you going to give me grandkids? You're not getting any younger." If I were him I'd give you a break and just go along with it; believe me, every single girl there definitely had some anxiety unlike the guys who probably just got drunk and tried to pick up a vulnerable girl.
JJ_86 22
On the plus side you now know where he stands. Upto you now OP whether to look forward for a ltr or move on.
Chasing_fml 5
...You mean ex-boyfriend, right? No one should have that much control or be that disrespectful of a happy occasion.
mercedesm 28
You should be through after that comment!
martin8337 36
Clearly not marriage material.