Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML
Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, my mom realized that the "door" part in "screen door" doesn't block sound when she began to talk to our neighbours about how much of a failure I am. I heard everything. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML
Today, I came home to a noise complaint letter taped to my apartment door. I haven't been home in over a month. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, management told me that I couldn't have a doorbell on my door. How did they get my attention to tell me this? By ringing my doorbell. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
He knows too much. Dispose of him quickly.
elboon 0
Crazy guy. Go along with it just for the hell of it. :P
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Comments (169)
dbt88 15
Wait til he moves and follow him. It could be interesting. In all seriousness, a civilian can't just DEMAND your mom not do her job (if that's what she actually was doing instead of trying to watch TV). I mean, who's this guy think he is?? psh.
cynthiaF 0
Paranoid neighboors... *__*
shadow542 1
lol you guys should go along with it and act like you know hi conversations
steveakafranxy 7
go to his house in a suit and sunglasses and say "if you tell anyone about us we'll come over here and kill you."
killface93 0
you live next to Dale gribble?
Chrispayne 4
U should have fun with this. Do bury a cable in the yard running from ur house to his. Put odd shape stuff in the trees. Fly a kite with,strange stuff hanging off will u have a big pair of head phones on.
dansco 25
Put notes back on his door saying you are frying his brain and reading his sick mind...
kemando 22
that's just what they want you to think.
steveakafranxy 7
YDI for using DirectTV
vixxen9 0
sounds like ur neighbors schizo. tell him to take his goddam meds.