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Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Sounds like a good trip to me. I'm sure poison ivy is around somewhere to stuff in their privates. Revenge is sweet.

Asstazztic 8

At least u didn't wake up naked with your hand glued to your ****

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Comments (178)

YDI for bitching about the manly prank on the manly camping trip luke a big wus.

ydi for misspelling forehead

956TXking 0

#92 are you a guy or a girl

emilyk123 0

suck it up u wose its just a practical joke

emilyk123 0

21 your thats ewwwwey

lololol247 0

54, get the **** over yourself man. I have an iPhone too and trust me, it doesn't take too much effort to flick your finger ever so slightly to dodge my comment. Are you one of those stephen hawking immobile assholes that can't do shit normal people can so you take it out on us regular human beings because you can't come to terms with the fact that you're disabled? Or are you some prissy bastard that just needs to insult someone to 1-up your insecure ass? Take your tampon out of your ******, ******, the blood is getting stale. And if you want to PMS, I don't want to have to deal with your bullshit. This is a site meant for people who just want to have a good time laughing at people's stories. It's little bitches like you that ruin it for everyone. Come back in about a week when your PMS is over. Otherwise, just sit back, shut the **** up and enjoy these FMLs and their comments like everyone else. FFS.

emilyk123 0

31 u r so correct

lololol247 0

57, you want me to rip you a new asshole like i just did with 54, or are you gonna shut the **** up while you're ahead?

Your argument is invalid. If you were to defend yourself thusly, you would only further incriminate yourself to my argument that you are indeed, an ass.

CooLbEAnS1096 0

Freeze, you are the bigest idiot I have seen on here, you are in no position to judge anyone. Have a great day dip shit

that's awesome Krystal. that Catherine chicks seems like a total douche...