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Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Sounds like a good trip to me. I'm sure poison ivy is around somewhere to stuff in their privates. Revenge is sweet.

Asstazztic 8

At least u didn't wake up naked with your hand glued to your ****

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Comments (178)

lololol247 0

31, noone's forcing you to read it.

lame doesn't deserve to be an fml

Actually, by replying to #1, I am forced to scroll over it to get to a decent comment. Thank you for rambling so long that it takes the whole screen of my iPhone.

samanthadude 0

Right, the one in the stripes. :P

AprilBaiibee 0

Ydi; haha;

Freeze is right...even your non-'CSI' joke comments suck.

xLeftoverxCrackx 0

Well atleast there creative

xtfauthorx 0

21 that is what I would have done

scubadiver8888 0

I think thTs jacked up i would slice there car tires

I remember when MasterCard jokes weren't funny.