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ArtIsResistance7 1
Sounds like a good trip to me. I'm sure poison ivy is around somewhere to stuff in their privates. Revenge is sweet.
Asstazztic 8
At least u didn't wake up naked with your hand glued to your ****
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Comments (178)
caseyjop 3
lmao
wtflolfail 4
just be grateful they didn't attach them to your testicles or your pubes. Now THAT wouldve hurt like hell
EmilyCecile 0
at least its not your crotch? :)
JDiz83 0
maybe you were jerking it in your sleep and they wanted you to stop lol
missbrittanybree 0
I don't see why friends is in quotations. it seems like something most guys would do to their friends.
robokid777 4
the picture made it confusing but those aren't good friends
capnbzarr 43
I think this is the most tangential, unrelated illustration yet. I mean, it's funny, but it doesn't really illustrate the original FML very well.
tirc 34
haha. good one :)
crimsonlover4 31
Oh wow FYL indeed
birdfreak 24
this doesn't really make sense to me :o explain someone?