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ArtIsResistance7 1
Sounds like a good trip to me. I'm sure poison ivy is around somewhere to stuff in their privates. Revenge is sweet.
Asstazztic 8
At least u didn't wake up naked with your hand glued to your ****
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lololol24 0
oh btw 154, reduce your comment size. It takes up the whole iPhone screen and Im too much of a lazy fag to flick my finger slightly to ignore it.
wasted0087 0
I dunno why you're bitchin' about it. If it doesn't matter then don't worry about it.
dingo353 0
I always bring glue with me on camping trips and stop to post on FML.
dj_maxxx 0
Just be glad that's the only place they glued your hand.
hotscar 3
#1, you're hot.
CoolKow 0
I agree with 7 and 21
Neorecon19 18
my revenge would be to leave with the car and make them walk home = )
elizer 0
it must hurt taking the hqnd of
SapphireSympathy 7
lol. fyl. ur lucky im not ur friend. i wouldve glue ur hand to ur ass. lmao xD ;)
KingDingALing 9
43 and 44 = CATFIGHT!!! WOOO!!!