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ArtIsResistance7 1
Sounds like a good trip to me. I'm sure poison ivy is around somewhere to stuff in their privates. Revenge is sweet.
Asstazztic 8
At least u didn't wake up naked with your hand glued to your ****
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WHMD 10
At least you know they're true friends!
focenspeil 7
Why was there super glue, and why your forehead?