Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML
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Today, in art class, everybody was showing the paintings that we have been working on for weeks. Everyone was cheering and clapping. When mine came up, nobody clapped. FML
Today, it was my very last day teaching my dance class. After the class ended, the owner of the studio started clapping and told all my students to give me a hug. No one hugged me. No one. FML
Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I’m a high school teacher and I finally learned how to use the smartboard properly. I connected my laptop to demonstrate a lesson… and projected the last thing I had open: a half-written email complaining about how loud this exact class is. Thirty teenagers read it in silence. One kid raised his hand and said, “Fair.” FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML
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Outpail 1
Hard teachers are usually the ones that teach life lessons... I know mine were.
koda_fml 0
YDI for being a bad teacher. FYL for having dumb children. Either one works.
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BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0
Awh. I if was a teacher id be a cool one. Id sell candy and soda and cuss in front of em xD Everybody loves a funny teacher that cusses (Not at the students though) Baha. YDI for being a bad/boring teacher D:
Capnstinkfoot 0
You must be an asshole ... asshole
synacious 0
I love how half of the comments saying the OP is a bad teacher and should learn to be a better one come from people who cannot differentiate between "your" and "you're". You must have had the best and brightest of teachers, I assume.
austin117 0
OMFG dude teacher appretiation was today I think this is my teacher, dont have sympathy for him, he cussed out a kid for not saying the pledge of allegience, i mean as much as I am a patriot, you cant force someone to like our country, UNLESS THEY ARE COMMIES =)
Kings23 0
try being nicer to your students,maybe during the next teacher appreciation day,they may cheer just as loudly as how they cheered for the other teachers,or they may cheer louder
Panda_fuzz 0
Uhmmm yea A.be cooler B.don't be cool and teach life lessons C.cool and teach life lessons (pick b)
youdontsay 0
That just means your doing your job sucks to be u
24788 7
You're either mean or tough.
reddilocks 0
bummer that sucks... but easy teachers don't help much in the long run. i suggest going easier on the kids but still maintain a balance so they don't take advantage of you? idk, all of the teachers that we loved and respected were really cool, really down to earth, and cut us slack, but would not let us walk all over them - they were strict in that sense. good luck next year!
pjspelce 0
You must be a bitch