Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in art class, everybody was showing the paintings that we have been working on for weeks. Everyone was cheering and clapping. When mine came up, nobody clapped. FML
Today, it was my very last day teaching my dance class. After the class ended, the owner of the studio started clapping and told all my students to give me a hug. No one hugged me. No one. FML
Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I’m a high school teacher and I finally learned how to use the smartboard properly. I connected my laptop to demonstrate a lesson… and projected the last thing I had open: a half-written email complaining about how loud this exact class is. Thirty teenagers read it in silence. One kid raised his hand and said, “Fair.” FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML
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Outpail 1
Hard teachers are usually the ones that teach life lessons... I know mine were.
koda_fml 0
YDI for being a bad teacher. FYL for having dumb children. Either one works.
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EffYoLife 14
you're probably that teacher everyone hates because youre an azzhole! lighten up on the kids a little and stop being a jerk! then maybe someone will clap for you btw ROTFLMAO!!!@ #17
EffYoLife 14
#27 how can you tell the OP is a "chill bro" just from this post? all they said were all teachers got clapped for but them! from that it sounds like theyre a douche
EffYoLife 14
#50 you're a dumbass trying to correct the teacher's punctuation! Fmylife auto formats the "Today,". The teacher didnt type it like that! so know what you're talking about before you get all "smart". #27 how can you gather that the teacher is a "cool bro" just from this post!? theyre the only teacher that didnt get clapped for..which seems to me like the teacher is a douche!
parachuting 0
Sorry for the OP, that's rough. I've had teachers I considered amazing who everyone else bad-mouthed. It's hard to be a Prince(/teacher) and be loved as well as feared... Although if you're teaching grade school there is something to be said for a little warmth now and then. You didn't deserve it directly unless you're arbitrary in your rewards and punishments to kids, so FYL for the fact that most likely you work hard to teach some important lessons but can't be recognized by an age group that hasn't hit maturity yet.
llama 1
fintak?
CodeMonkey123 0
You, either have bad students or you are a bitch pick one I can wait.
CodeMonkey123 0
To you that say **** you for being a teacher. Well.... **** you, you ignorant peice of ***** with out teachers there wouldn't be very many educated people in this world like you if there were a bunch of you idiots in this world I would commit suicide.
ChasinParkedCars 0
uggggghhh i hatee mean teachers! you're one of them aren't you? YDI.
CodeMonkey123 0
Uggh, I hate stupid kids #178 you are one of them aren't you?
1nicent1 0
FYL Off-Topic Story ________________________________ Last year my teacher was giving a slideshow so we could take notes and when we finished he forgot I turn off the projectory and started looking at naked photos of his wife LOL.