Today, was my graduation from a prestigious university. In two days I start working at a hot dog stand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's been exactly 2 years since I graduated college. I make less money in my full-time job now than I did working part-time in college. FML
Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML
By the book
Today, I was fired from my catering job for pointing out the unsafe food conditions. I'm studying food safety in college. FML
My life is average
Today, as a single, 24-year old college graduate working temp jobs outside his field, the only thing I look forward to in my day is what I get to eat for dinner. FML
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
Now hiring
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
Desperate nan
Today, I graduated from college with two undergrad degrees in biochem and wildlife biology, with high distinction. My mom told me she had found me a job at a petting zoo. I thought she was joking. She then said sternly, "I want grandkids. At least you will meet girls there." FML
Today, I started an awesome job with competitive pay. I also found out that the place is closing its doors in June. FML
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trilliamme 0
I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up doing something like this with my new shiny Bachelor's degree, too.
Swan_fml 0
At least you have a job.
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mattmag 0
I'm studying finance and math at a so-called public ivy. I expect to be in your situation when I graduate.
thelonelylurker 0
Are you... serious?
georger333 0
To #70, most of us who are pursuing degrees in higher paying fields are very much interested in them; research becomes crucial in most fields if you want to apply for a graduate program, and that takes up tons of time. The big difference is that to conduct research in many fields (excluding certain theoretical branches of physics and pure mathematics), you need certain facilities, training, and the experience of scientists, while to write all you need is a piece of paper and a pen, and art history could be studied for free from any decent library or the Internet. I agree that people should study what interests them if they choose to go to college, it's just that it does make sense to take on debt if you are studying science/engineering, and there are tons of fellowships/financial assistance to grad students in these fields, while that is a terrible choice if you are pursuing a degree in the field of liberal arts.
spaektor 0
Perhaps if you had learned the proper use of commas, you would have a better job. But, as #69 pointed out, you do have to start somewhere.
ohxberlin 0
#54 Oh okay really, I'm SO not motivated at all because I'm in the Army, and that's a big reason why people won't hire me, they think I'll take too much time up. I'm also a volunteer for the police department and have my lifeguarding certification, so don't tell me I'm not motivated. And why is someone going to hire me when I'm going to school full time in the fall? I deal with Information Technology, doubt they're gonna hire a 19 year. So yeah, I'm really not motivated one bit, thank you for telling me.
anonymous65_fml 0
You should be glad you even graduated with that horrible grammar.
fatfaceunited 0
I bet it's hard getting a good job with a 2.1 GPA, a degree in Renaissance Literature at North Dakota State.
MaiLouIsLegend 0
Now a days you won't be able to get a job right away obviously. The knowledge that's really out there the colleges aren't even teaching and we as college students aren't even getting it yet. By the time we get our degrees how do we even know the jobs for that field still exists? They teach us all these b/s just to earn a piece of paper for all the money youre in debt for and that you took your time to sit 4-6 yrs in school And besides know that even if you major in any subject most likely you won't get a job in that field anyways. At least you have a degree for one, and that its still an option for you when you do look beyond that stand. You jus gotta work your way up buddy. Reality bites!
mad_alex 0
I agree with plaidrabbit (#49). So what if the OP majored in something "useless" like literature or philosophy? Life is short, and you may as well get a degree in something you really care about, rather than something you *aren't* passionate about but you think will land you a high-earning job. And if you end up having to work a lousy job for a few months, so what? You'll find a better one eventually. And besides, you can always work on your Great American Novel in-between shifts at the hot dog stand...
kinkWality 0
you placed a comma after the word "today." so i doubt you even graduated high school.