Today, I started an awesome job with competitive pay. I also found out that the place is closing its doors in June. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boss, who'd hired me after two months of waiting and begging for this position. A week into the job, the company is closing our store. FML
No silver linings
Today, I found out that I can no longer work at my dream job because of their financial status. And of course, just now that I was finally beginning to be happy with my life, something like this naturally had to happen. FML
End of the road
Today, I landed my dream job with an international company. I figured I could work this until retirement, only to find out they hired me to shut down operations in my market. FML
Today, the store I work at got shut down and I got let go. Three days ago I got a promotion and a raise. FML
The long goodbye
Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
Today, it was the first day of my new job. It was also the last day of my new job. I got a call immediately after finishing my shift to be told the company has "decided to go in a different direction" and will no longer be needing my services. FML
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
Well shit.
Today, after moving 1,400 miles across the country, quitting my full-time job, and selling most of my furniture to attend flight school, I got a call a month before my start date saying that they are closing my location. FML
Top comments
goldenone 2
you having this job makes it easier to find another.
marinus_fml 20
Stick to the job! you have 6 months to find another one! No rush.
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Comments (65)
goldenone 2
you having this job makes it easier to find another.
unfortunate_13 5
indeed! enjoy the time you're there instead of whining. you're making money while doing a cool job, ffs!
valalvax 13
also, he has 8 it so months to find a new job, I'd give it two or three months minimum
Timmo_fml 2
If it's only closing it's doors in June, you're gonna be freezing through the winter!
Thin_Ice_fml 0
I thought the same 1
TenderizeMe 0
Get a new job.
megaluke 0
28 that's the funniest thing I ever herd
peacegirll 0
enjoy it while it last dudw
ipod_fml 0
*heard
antoinemartinez 0
find another job dawgy
deannoz 0
Not a bad thing, when you have a job it's easier to find one, be happy about that
BlackMoon_fml 9
#3, True.
marinus_fml 20
Stick to the job! you have 6 months to find another one! No rush.
positively_crazy 0
exactly what I was thinking cause at least she will know when she has to start looking for a job again :D
akvandervort 21
That's what I was thinking. It's the middle of November, so you've got 6+ months to work your ass off. If you make the best of this job and kick butt while doing it that will look really good on you. So when they do lay you off in June, they should give you a good recommendation and you can get another equally awesome job.
positively_crazy 0
yeah so it's not a FML it's actually a ILML ( I Love My Life ) lol well maybe not love but to me it's pretty darn good :D
stingrayas 0
whats that tat on your arm its sicckkk
worldclass 0
That gives you plenty of time to get a new job while making good pay, congrats.
perstephane 4
^This. Congrats on getting the job anyway, and good luck finding another!
MissErikaHart 0
get a good 6+ months out of the job
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
aha sucks:p
gusgus36 5
sad :( at least it'll look good on your resume and you have a few months to look
MuchDance90s 0
your hair is amazing
yomamasmama 0
loser
that1guyFTW 0
says the person with robert pattinson as their picture
ChubEchaser 0
hit them up for a promotion!