Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML
Today, I tripped and fell down some stairs at a family gathering. Instead of making sure I was OK, everyone laughed at me. Including my quadriplegic uncle, who asked his personal support worker to lift his arm just so he could point and laugh with everyone else. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML
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Top comments
daliagrande 17
At least you didn't break your other leg.
gibby1235 6
Your dad was most likely just playing don't take it to heart. Be thankful you didn't break anything.
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Comments (106)
sougstad 7
Fml is full of stiffs apparently. I happen to think that is funny. It's a joke only someone who loves you can get away with and I think the majority of you people should lighten up. And if you can't, then break a leg
perdix 31
When your dad gets a surprise crotch shot from your crutch, that'll make a hilarious story for somebody's friends, probably yours. I'll bet your dad's buddies will find the story exceptionally hilarious, if your dad is not around to hear it ;)
goalexp 4
Lol I probs woulda sai the same... I live a good story hah But I'm glad you're okay!!
unknown_user5566 27
Every time a comment like this happens, a dictionary commits suicide.
Welshite 40
Thesaurus: No Dic, don't do it! Dictionary: I gonna do it, I can't live like this anymore. Goodbye, cruel world... Thesaurus: But, but I love you! Encyclopedia: LOL
unknown_user5566 27
Good work, sir. I rarely laugh out loud after reading comments, but yours definitely made me chuckle. As I read that, I imagined a group of talking books. I pictured the encyclopedia as a stoner.
devore504 7
i am sure it was a typo get a life
nancyschmancy 9
Your dad was being funny. Hey at least he got you FML posted! See there is a bright side!
lacespace 8
"MY LEG" -spongebob squarepants
pokefan813 16
They butchered my favorite show ;( R.I.P good spongebob episodes. 1999 - 2005
lacespace 8
He lives in our hearts. I think of him every time I wash my plate.
TheOath 12
Parents just live to advertise your most embarrassing moments to everybody. Q_Q
annie_nk 23
Can't help but think of that line from The Producers. "I broke my other leg!"
isamisis 9
He's not wrong. Irony is always funny.
SApprentice 34
It seems like you may have broken your funny bone. ... That was a terrible joke, I'm sorry.
N_Jaay 6
I agree with your father. Breaking your other leg just after leaving the hospital, would have been quite comical