Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML
Today, I tripped and fell down some stairs at a family gathering. Instead of making sure I was OK, everyone laughed at me. Including my quadriplegic uncle, who asked his personal support worker to lift his arm just so he could point and laugh with everyone else. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML
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Top comments
daliagrande 17
At least you didn't break your other leg.
gibby1235 6
Your dad was most likely just playing don't take it to heart. Be thankful you didn't break anything.
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Comments (106)
cchan034 23
Epic dad
CupAndSilverware 3
Your dad made a bet ?
drewcat21 0
Yea until he gets the hospital bill.
SuperGirlTaDa 15
refer to my reply to 24 mate. we can break as many legs as we like:P
SS 31
firstly, break his leg and see how he feels. Secondly, could be worse; you could have broken your other leg, and he would have a story to tell. Thirdly, your dad sounds like a **** to me. Ok, he got you from hospital, but otherwise... And lastly, the fact that you didn't break your leg is sort of like a punishment to him for saying you should have (I know he said it after, but even so) ... FYL
xxcloboxx 1
Your father is a ledge
SuperGirlTaDa 15
75-Did you break your funny bone?
Axipiter 24
What is it with fathers muttering lately? Tell them to speak up for the rest of the class.
hmmmmml 0
How many of these stories are just made up?
lastminutedotcom 1
at least you're dad has a sense of humour!
lhamil64_fml 5
I hope you didn't land on your bad leg. That would hurt so bad and could cause you to be in a cast longer. I bet your dad was just trying to be funny.