Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I was entertaining my date by suggesting a movie on Netflix. I confidently picked one that I thought was new and amazing. After the first 10 minutes, I realized it was a terrible sequel to a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I spent the rest of the movie in silence, pretending I was into it. FML
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
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GayLordSteamBath 0
Better than 'The Wicker Man'
Torva_fml 16
Oh, you're blonde. I understand, it's all going to be ok.
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Comments (312)
funnynesh 10
Well at least she enjoyed it…
tayza249 20
Sounds like the kind of movie a lot of guys I know would wanna watch. It could be worse, she could have brought over The Notebook
HaloLordO117 1
So true
mattorama 15
My rule on movies: whoever picks the movie has to give a reason why.
somewizdom 15
"and I'd pay for it later", seriously? Like it makes you more of a "man" to clarify that.
THE_A_TEEN 28
What do you mean?
GoW_Chick 15
I don't see what you are trying to get at, he was just saying he told his girlfriend to pick up a movie, and he would pay her back for it later. what does that have to do with anything about being a man?
somewizdom 15
What I'm saying is that it sounded like a cliche to me. it's not the end of the world if he doesn't pay her back or even mention that detail in the fml.
GoW_Chick 15
I hate Nicolas cage in every movie he has done, in my opinion, he's a terrible actor, i.e. Ghost Rider, terrible movie, and yet they've made a sequel... -.-
hellokimmiee 5
And yet they've made a sequel. They don't make sequels to movies that aren't awesome.
GoW_Chick 15
Yes they do it's Hollywood, they would make a sequel to anything as long as it makes them money. Example: Alvin and the chipmunks, they've made three of those abominations
Sebastian_NG 17
Uh-oh, 120's sarcasm detector is broken.
citymayer 7
Somehow I don't think 112 was being sarcastic.
fattylumptard 1
A Nicholas cage movie would be even worse if you were in it
GoW_Chick 15
If I were in a Nicolas Cage movie it would be a blockbuster hit, and I would win an Oscar for my impeccable performance, but then again anyone can look like a great actor compared to him...
fattylumptard 1
You just love brawling with me don't you
Annon99999 9
Ahhhh I bet she did it on purpose lmfao
viomsaja 0
Nicolas Cage is a vampire. a yummy vampire (;
BadSuerte 0
Just the name 'Nichalos Cage.' is just toture. Just toture. Nichalos Cage is a bad actor in general. Just in plain text, if he is in it, it means it will be a bad movie.
iwadasn 33
National Treasure was good, even if his acting in it wasn't.
Awsumuzzie 12
I'm not one to pick on people for spelling... But "toture" is kind of funny to read.
KYLAisaBITCH 4
158- I laughed for 10 minutes straight, because I didn't care enough about his/her comment to read the mistakes as mistakes, so I read it again, and couldn't even make it outloud, because I was laughing so hard! Made me laugh/cry! Lol
koreyketchum 1
I was gonna say the same thing.
JohnnyPhoenix31 7
Nicolas cage has an Oscar and was nominated for a 2nd one! Don't hate! Lol
JohnnyPhoenix31 7
The Oscar statements are fact...look it up
GoW_Chick 15
It doesn't matter if he has an Oscar, I can still hate on him. :P
JohnnyPhoenix31 7
Lol...most people do..I think that's why I like him lol
NoChi_fml 0
OP you better not be talking about the movie "bad lieutenant". That's a great movie mofo. If coke and prostitutes aren't romantic thn I have no idea what is.