Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I was entertaining my date by suggesting a movie on Netflix. I confidently picked one that I thought was new and amazing. After the first 10 minutes, I realized it was a terrible sequel to a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I spent the rest of the movie in silence, pretending I was into it. FML
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
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GayLordSteamBath 0
Better than 'The Wicker Man'
Torva_fml 16
Oh, you're blonde. I understand, it's all going to be ok.
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Comments (312)
cobrasalas94 0
Better than watching a crappy movie that involves a sparkling wannabe vampire and a half naked guy who turns into a dog
warmmilk 1
She was prolly trying to score points with you by picking out some "action" movie... you were prolly secretly wishing she'd pick out twilight or something...
hoonyer 17
Which movie could it have been? It's like looking for a needle in a pile of needles
augepauge09 0
YOU JUST GOT CAGED
kainpwnsu 19
Hm. That describes about every Nicholas Cage movie. And Keanu Reeves. And Jennifer Aniston. And every other "actor" who only knows how to act like themselves. It's a travesty.
MeleMallory 0
Wait...why is your life ******?
Vkins 9
NAWT THE BEES!
jkp1291 25
it could have been worse... it could have been valley girl
Probaton 11
Please correct me if I'm wrong but if you (a guy) ask your girlfriend (presumably a girl) to get a movie and she returns with an action movie, isn't that like hitting gold? She could be a Twilight groupie, or watch art house movies exclusively. Chicks that enjoy shit getting blown up are about as good as it gets, dude.
mamajamma 9
Lol which one?!