Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML
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Top comments
Mynxie 26
How are you down a boyfriend? Obviously he isn't interested in you and that's fine. He doesn't need to date you because you are interested in him.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
You shouldn't have said "I bet you can't get a date today!" but "I bet you can't get me to go on a date with you today"
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Comments (16)
interesting33 37
you could have offered to be his date :)
Sinshine 28
You're a flippin' genius. Why in the world would you encourage your boyfriend to go seek out other women unless you're hoping to get rid of him?!
jhgfd 18
not her boyfriend she said crush and possible boyfriend
lucasj23 11
I don't think you're down a possible boyfriend. he's obviously not interested. ydi
zuckerburg 21
YDI. Why bet him he can't get a date? It's like you're a sucker for punishment and want him with someone else. Why not bet him he won't take YOU out on a date? YDI x 1000
Lars93 18
you should have made the bet a date with you