Today, after ordering a custom $200 Valentine's Day gift box for my husband, he gave it away to a female coworker upon delivery because Valentine's Day isn't for guys. I hope she like the new Xbox one controller and all the gift cards as well. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML
Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
interesting33 37
wow so his masculinity is so fragile he gave it away and he didn't even look at the gift you had thoughtfully got him? that is disgraceful
Bloo2555 22
He's got to be the ultimate schmuck in existance.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (29)
DanielleinDC 34
It's odd you didn't know before now that your husband doesn't like Valentine's Day. And he's an idiot because Valentine's Day is for everyone. But hey, from now on you can spend it with your single friends and do whatever you want.
devi_916 39
Did you guys do the married at first sight thing or something? Tell his stupid, ungrateful ass he owes you $200, or maybe find who he gave it to and see if she'll take you out for dinner at least. She seems to appreciate your gift.
Lobby_Bee 18
Nah, he is giving you a bullshit excuse. He just regifted your gift to another chick on the side or trying to hook up with.
thatslifeiguess7 16
Why not just give it back to you? I smell a rat and its your hubby
pastafanatic 13
Who tf turns down a valentines gift box when they haven’t even looked inside?? There could’ve been chocolate!
MischievousRunt 6
I felt like crying at the fact that his dumbass missed out an a bombass vday gift. He doesn’t deserve you. :(
OfficiallyFluffy 6
ungrateful shit