Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, I've found that it's hard to focus on important things when your roommate won't stop singing at the top of his lungs, without any music playing mind you, especially when his singing voice sounds like a cat being forced through a meat grinder. FML
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RecklessJellyBea 7
o.O Truth be told, I would've done the same.
mozeszback 0
Everybody drinks to much sometimes, hungover doesn't mean you're a drunk
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Comments (137)
alexavb15 4
Dont You Feel Bad (: Go Too Church ;)
only1onyx 0
@16 fyl for refering to Korn as an "amazing band".
2010smhill2010 0
my chemical romance and 30 seconds to mars are waaaaayyyyy better bands than Korn
kornhead09 0
lol mcr good band stfu
ipwnlosers 4
I looooooove MCR!! :D
Taz_the_Spaz 0
MCR ftw!
Hanimon 0
bark :D
barberton21 0
truth be told if I were op I wouldve started humming along.
grdianknight 0
first, your roommate rocks, second, learn your drinking limits. YDI. Roommate 1, OP 0
_Fun_Sized_ 0
are you over 21? did u have work the next day? no? then your room mate is jealous
DocBastard 40
Do you know the answer to either of your questions? No? Then don't ******* postulate based on no facts whatsoever. Do you really think the roommate is jealous of the headache, nausea, and photophobia that OP has? Is that a fun time for you? Are YOU drunk right now? Maybe you just snorted giraffe shit and smoked some polystyrene pellets. Does that explain your comment? Isn't making assumptions fun?
neo_girl_12 0
^61 win
naynay104 0
how rude of op to think he's old enough to make his won decisions and get drunk if he wants to. Silly me, i thought adults were allowed to do things like that and reasonably expect to sleep in afterwards. Room mate is a bitch.
smokindagoo 0
whats up with fml removing FML that get alot of comments and get people all pissed theres nothing wrong with pissing people off stop f-ing up the game your screwing evferying thing up. not everything needs to be PC FML HOMOs
MuchDance90s 0
you're all assuming that the OP got rip-roaring drunk, and that may not be the case; for some people, myself included, the preservatives (or whatever chemical cocktail they add) in some drinks, spirits, beer eyc, can cause headache or migraine and nausea. and unfortunately, it's not easy to tell which ones will or will not cause such a reaction. although the likely case is that OP drank more than he ought to have, it may not be something that he necessarily "deserves" -- at least not directly ;)
zargon 1
I'm not assuming any such thing, and I was one of the first to say it was OP's fault. For one, it's possible to get "rip-roaring drunk" and not have hangovers (I've done it; you just have to not be stupid about it). For two, if you have reactions like that, the onus is on you to actually research these things and find out what has any ingredients that give you said reactions. If you don't, well, it's hard to say it's not your fault.
prettypinkpixie 9
Ouchy. Your roommate is an ass. Remember this for next time he comes home drunk. Be up bright and early with pots and pans.
stewpididiot 11
yes indeed !!! Confucious say" Revenge is a dish best served cold "