Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, I've found that it's hard to focus on important things when your roommate won't stop singing at the top of his lungs, without any music playing mind you, especially when his singing voice sounds like a cat being forced through a meat grinder. FML
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RecklessJellyBea 7
o.O Truth be told, I would've done the same.
mozeszback 0
Everybody drinks to much sometimes, hungover doesn't mean you're a drunk
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Comments (137)
dansco 25
Comeback ideas - pick up whatever is playing this awful racket and smash it over their head! Or get them drunk and do the first one lol
zargon 1
Misdemeanor destruction of personal property (and that's assuming something relatively cheap playing the music; if it's a brand new Macbook it's felony destruction) and felony aggravated assault? Hilarious revenge you've cooked up there!
Live4CelebrityEl 0
hahaha excellent
notsofriendly 17
ydi for not liking amazing grace on bagpipes, that song is beautiful
gabeloz 0
why wpuld they play "Amazing Grace" on the bagpipes?
JenL_fml 7
why WOULDN'T they?
mrflyinglemur 0
if u don't want a head ache don't be hungover..
ragzilla 0
that song is beautiful and deserves respect.
PJL_3 0
dropkick murphys!
cross15 2
the song is amazing grace by the dropkick murphys
Madstar744 0
what's wrong with getting drunk every so often? Just because it's happened once doesn't mean that they're irresponsible or an alchoholic!
EmoGothPunkKid66 0
lmmfao