Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, I've found that it's hard to focus on important things when your roommate won't stop singing at the top of his lungs, without any music playing mind you, especially when his singing voice sounds like a cat being forced through a meat grinder. FML
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RecklessJellyBea 7
o.O Truth be told, I would've done the same.
mozeszback 0
Everybody drinks to much sometimes, hungover doesn't mean you're a drunk
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Comments (137)
blahblahblah5_x 13
Ha. Ha.
TheShard1994 5
Heh, so what? That version is awesome!
luvtheknot 6
well it could have been worse I could have been your roommate i'm Scottish and play a mean bagpipe
mrbungle666 0
Maybe your roommate thought you were dead.
Abbiesaur 0
Your roommate is BADASS! I don't know what you're complaining about. You're the one who was hungover in the first place!
MaddieWolfie14 0
wtf! that sucks, but i officially love your roommate.
boywithhat 0
dont mess with the pipes
Honda288 2
I would have shoved that stereo so far up his ass you could hear the music when he talked.
Dr_Amazing 1
It's really weird that so many people think that getting a hangover is some sort of crime that needs to be punished.
zargon 1
All stupidity is a crime that deserves to be punished. Being stupid enough to get hungover is one such crime of stupidity.
Dr_Amazing 1
That's just wrong. There's no point in throwing every mistake someone makes back in their face. Especially when it's hurting no one. So the guy decided to keep drinking and sleep it off the next day. Why's the roommate care.
zargon 1
Not every mistake everyone makes is borne of stupidity. For the ones that are, it can only make the world a better place to stop them. Every single person is part of the future of this world, and I'd rather leave the future to people who can act intelligently and responsibly.
Dr_Amazing 1
I suppose. But it seems like it's just causing more trouble. Waking someone who is trying to sleep through a hangover is making the problem worse. It's like if someone waits till the last minute to study for a test and you hide their books. Yeah they should have studied earlier but why do that?
arsims7 0
I would've punched the roommate