fail
Canada
Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
no more flips
Columbus, United States
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
chinchilla4404
United States
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Flop era
Fort Lauderdale, United States
Flop
Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML
That Dumbass Friend
Newport, United States
Slapstick
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
acrobat
Please leave
Today, I thought it would be fun to make a grand entrance at a party by doing a backflip through the door. I misjudged the height of the door frame, crashed my shins into it, and landed on my face right on a pile of shoes by the door. The host asked if I needed an ambulance. FML
fucking har har, dad
Australia
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
HeadStillHurts
Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bellyflop
Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML
Dude_Stop
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Anonymous
Meredith, United States
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
Top comments
picklezz123 5
lol why would the doctor be impressed?
josh5634 0
YDI
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glitterme 5
it made me giggle hahahaha
EvilPotato 15
well that backfired on you.
jakester020 0
are u fat? why the hell do u have fries as ur pic?
MixiiSama 0
. . . Why would the fact that someone's pictures of fries make them fat . . . ? That's stupid, dude.
KMilliron 2
Read your own profile "Jakester" You say right on there that you love food. What are you gay? You have a little boy as your picture!
kyanisaurus 0
come on, it clearly says he's a "beast" that likes "b00bs"
zoe_zoe_fml 0
67- stop trying to be cool op- I know someone who broke their back doing backflips :/
Niki0308 0
HAHA YDI for trying to be one of those kind of bitches that try to impress their friends because they're boring in personality! Haha and why was the doctor impressed? If I was the doctor I'd be thanking you for being an idiot that just gave him more money!
hotchick90037 3
dude back flips aren't even hard and it's your fail for doing it when you didn't know how so next time don't try to be a show off and just get the **** over it!
ILoveEggnog 7
Did this make you angry?
keegan23 4
You can say they are not hard but can you do one?
deeters 0
dam chill bitch
fighterboy11 7
Hey just because you can only show off your love handles doesn't mean that you should lure to yourself and say you can back flip lose 40 pounds and then we'll talk
persianjr1 7
more like 60. I'm not usually mean on here. but truthfully speaking, judging by your pic, you probably can't do one even if the fate our the world depended on it. so shut your mouth.
TheBananaTheif 0
i agree with EVERYONE here, which might be an FML first.
Gamzee_fml 0
Not usually the mean person but... Judging by your body shape, you wouldn't be able to do a somersault even if your life depended on it. HoNk :0)
ILoveEggnog 7
And after all of these mean comments, here's a puppy to cheer you up. //^^ (/("•")) _/"*"_ (,,,)^(,,,)
jazzygirrrl 0
arent youu kinda well BIG to do a backflip?
jongolden 0
your name is misleading
jongolden 0
your name is misleading
sayHellotomyKitt 0
can YOU do a backflip?
Gamzee_fml 0
She can probably roll over if you bribe her with a piece of cake. :0)
mintcar 10
Wow, so mean.
hootanany23 0
g
Monikabug 9
I wish the opposite. EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FOR ALL OF YOU. Constipation would be too pleasant, Boner.
THEmuffinpan 0
I second that.
illmatic2 16
She's right. They aren't as hard as most people think they are. I can't do them anymore without jumping off of a wall. But, you don't have to be able to do them in order to know how hard they are.
justysgirl 3
for real
nissanman_fml 16
Haha, holy ****, I just burst out laughing when I read 17's comment. There is absolutely no way in hell 17 could ever do a backflip without the assistance of a crane.
persianjr1 7
ikr!! "backflips aren't even hard" let's see you do one.
staceysgenesis16 0
i havnt done one since i was about 13 :( im getting old ! blah !! im gunnu go try one right now and see how it turns out !!
Gamzee_fml 0
Your username is misleading. HoNk :0)
hotchick90037 3
I was a cheerleader for 7 years a backflip is probably the easiest thing I can do
TheBananaTheif 0
ok, give us a new profile pic of you upside down, then we'll believe you.
hotchick90037 3
I would but you aren't supposed to flip when your pregnant
TheBananaTheif 0
i'm confused as to who would do that to you.
hotchick90037 3
uh my boyfriend dumbass!
Gamzee_fml 0
Bad excuse. Try again. :0)
hotchick90037 3
no excuse my profile picture is of me when I was a cheerleader
Gamzee_fml 0
Google images is wonderful, isn't it?
hotchick90037 3
whatever you think asshole
Beowulf209 5
Oops, probably should have thought that one through a little bit more.
keegan23 4
Should of tried a front flip.
TheBananaTheif 0
backflips are easier than frontflips. the tucking motion of the flip rotates your body backwards.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Physically, yes you are right; backflips aren't more difficult than front flips. But I think people have more trouble going backwards because of a mental block.
TheBananaTheif 0
mentally, frontflips are easier. when i first tried, i went with frontflips, but after failing repeatedly, i tried going backwards. same with handsprings. physically, backflips are easier.
staceysgenesis16 0
hmm , u flipping expert flippers !! blah !!
mintcar 10
"Today, to impress my friends..." YDI.
rawrchikarawr 0
Epic fail(:
Andrea87_fml 3
lol practice makes perfect right?!
KUSHaholic 0
not if he keep breakin his leg xD
projectpat007 1
you have big ****. lol
nikki9tails 3
^ lol
KUSHaholic 0
hahahaa hell she does. sexy a.f
PassTheDutch 0
I don't see how you could break you leg doing a back flip. not saying it's not true just saying you have to be really special to do it. YDI
doc_j 0
it could be a green stick fracture or compound fracture