Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Flop
Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML
Slapstick
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Please leave
Today, I thought it would be fun to make a grand entrance at a party by doing a backflip through the door. I misjudged the height of the door frame, crashed my shins into it, and landed on my face right on a pile of shoes by the door. The host asked if I needed an ambulance. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
Bellyflop
Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
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picklezz123 5
lol why would the doctor be impressed?
josh5634 0
YDI
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Comments (180)
Pippy88 0
Omg i did tht last year! Except i did a backhandspring and landed it then i tried to do a double and broke my arm!!!!!
McGherkin 0
Even though you have shared this story with a community of thousands, the doctor is STILL the only one who's impressed.
hcovballer247 0
good job moron
TheBananaTheif 0
backflips are easy. flashkicks, that's another story.
mrtoothpick 11
ydi
hcovballer247 0
back flips aren't even hard and I don't think that the doctor was impressed he was probably thinking more of 'what an idiot'
Krilleee 5
lame fail n gay :D ytdi
camking619 0
why you tryna flip brah
Madrias 36
Yep, you are a dumbass, OP.
missfamousstar11 0
that's what you get for 'showing off'