Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML
Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML
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hallucinog3n 0
at least he was thoughtful enough to reject you in a (kinda) creative way
mannys1fan 0
hes clever
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ariboo02 0
i know man, it sucks you wasted the other cup cakes but hey, at least you got some back!
source_fml 0
He has every right to say no. It isn't mean, that's the way these things work. By the act of asking someone, you give them a right to say yes or no. Being vindictive if they say no just shows how shallow you are. Coming up with excuses, saying "He (or she) is not good enough" is ridiculous. They said no. Get over it and try again. Especially if you're young enough to be asking someone to a school function.
lehbleh 0
Exactly. That's why the nice guys finish last is a stupid excuse for boys to treat girls like shit
SneezyBear 27
@28, he has every right to say no, but a decent guy would have done so by politely refusing the cupcakes as well as the offer. I mean, imagine buying a guy tickets to his favourite band's concert as a way of asking him out, and he just takes the tickets and goes to see them himself but declines to go out with you. It's a dick move.
ChaoticDreamer21 12
Completely agree with you.
stabstabstab 0
thats mighty clever on both sides at least you had food to comfort you after hahaha
do20ss 4
I hope that's not your real face stab, u would eat the cupcakes to comfort yourself wouldn't u? tubby
renaee 13
Some old man has a stick up his ass. I hope someone punches you in the balls one day so hard that it dislodges that damn stick.
renaee 13
I would very much like to run over you.
silly_mee 4
164, based on your picture it doesn't look like you are one to talk.. You hypocritical waste of space.
Gnieves28 4
Considering stabs title is "mister" also kind of hints that's not him..
Dr_Phil 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hallucinog3n 0
#29 - how is that the rudest, most embarrassing way possible? i feel like announcing to the entire school over the loudspeaker, "(her name), wtf were you thinking? i would never go to turnabout with you" would be slightly worse...
source_fml 0
#29 Really the rudest and most embarrassing way? So if he had thrown the cupcakes at her, that would be less rude. Or if he had just dropped them all on the ground, that would have been less embarrassing? Just learn to take the no, however it comes, and move on.
goosenotchicken 0
to #23, he does have the right to say no, but he should have done it differently. what an ass, i'm sorry.
FriesWithASideOf 0
This was actually a good idea to say no like this. Take advantage of the moment.
hunt3009 16
What an ass? Are you kidding? That's a really good, clever way to do it. Not rude, but very clear for both sides.
Kat_MS 0
#29 - As I mentioned before, it -isn't- the rudest and most embarrassing way possible. Sure its not the best, but I can think of at least a dozen things he could have done that would be worse.
source_fml 0
#32 This girl is obviously in High School, and by posting it here indicates that it bothered her. So tell me a way he could have said no that would not have bothered her.
GDIalex 11
+1, I was thinking just about this. If he just came to her and said "no, I won't go to turnabout with you", it would have made her sad right like this situation with cakes.
Mannerheim 0
That's actually a really good way to say no. I'd shit if some bitch made cupcakes for me, but I'd probably say no since I have a gf, and she'd never bake me shit. Not that she could.