Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
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Top comments
Pwib 14
At least it was clean!
liffagain 16
It was your DAD. He probably did this without even thinking that it might look weird. Your parents have seen you naked before and have washed your underwear so many times. They don't care if it's a shirt or your bra. Are we really so full of paranoia that we don't trust our parents anymore?
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Comments (90)
ryrybubasdad2 3
I would be on the ground lmao. After he left
Sakuraashita 15
How is this a big deal? Maybe slightly awkward, I guess, but it's just your dad, if my dad that it probably wouldn't even occur to me to be bothered by it, I would just feel bad about leaving the laundry out, (not ragging on OP, I do it all the time.)
Nancylb 3
Imagine if it was dirty! LOL
lmaozach94 3
Did anyone else realize OP is from West Virginia?
wvcheesehead 13
And....what difference does that make?
c0untblah 4
Honestly, if your gonna do the smell test to see if it was clean, the underwear is the best choice. Logically speaking
Chiroptera_Man 10
Yea, fine because it was an accident... But would it be a different story if they weren't clean...?
FISHY15 5
Are you a girl or a guy makes a huge difference
stife7 13
Good way to tell tho
norisorroz 28
Congrats! You don't really need to wash your clothes! :))
Muttley9 13
Sorry, but this is just incomprehensible to me. I see no oddness at all save in your reaction. Logically, what item of dirty clothing would small worst? I vote for underwear or socks myself, unless you have any other body parts that happen to make worse odors :) I mean, if he sniffed the ones you currently had on and for a comparison test... yes, I would hit the pervert button posthaste XD