Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shoveled snow at work. I had to because my co-workers refused to "get sick." I told my co-workers if anyone needs me, just tell them I'm shoveling snow. Our boss asked for me and they said that I left without punching. This also happened when I went out to water the flowers in the summer. FML
Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML
Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, my parents left early in the morning to run some errands, and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway for them while they were out. An hour later, they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, my mom made me shovel our long driveway, as it had just snowed a couple of inches. It took me two and half hours to finish. She came out and said, "Wow, is this really the best you can do?" FML
Today, I was written up at work because I took off my badge. While I was putting on a sweater for this cold weather. FML
Today, while working at a grocery store, I spent about 30 minutes pushing carts inside in a blizzard. Not even 10 minutes after I had finished, I looked out the window and saw that not only had the snow completely stopped, but the sun was shining. FML
Today, while washing the dishes at work I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML
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silencedistant 0
I'm in Ontario too, and wow what a blizzard we are getting today, eh?!
KrazieKleo 13
It's the thought that counts anyways...:)
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Comments (91)
Okayitwasme 0
Go and help a neighbor next time.
kelis_fml 0
FYL because you got out of working? Does not compute!
cristian15 3
you forgot the shoes
MommaSmurf 0
At least you got out of having to shovel snow. ;)
hamsmum 2
Procrastination like a pro.
top2bottomHBK 0
Your soon to be the wrist girlfriend ever
ilovedinosawers 17
Wow your life really sucks. You didnt even have to work. OH NO
alinka_fml 0
this is either fake or you are messed in the head. who wears two winter coats!?
cebl 2
WTF I live in Alaska and it's 20 below right now and we don't even have to wear that much. Oh, for future reference, shoveling is hard work and makes you sweat anyways, so...
friedeggyolive 7
It's 40 below zero (farenheit) here in Minnesota! Somebody's a PANSY.