Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shoveled snow at work. I had to because my co-workers refused to "get sick." I told my co-workers if anyone needs me, just tell them I'm shoveling snow. Our boss asked for me and they said that I left without punching. This also happened when I went out to water the flowers in the summer. FML
Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML
Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, my parents left early in the morning to run some errands, and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway for them while they were out. An hour later, they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, my mom made me shovel our long driveway, as it had just snowed a couple of inches. It took me two and half hours to finish. She came out and said, "Wow, is this really the best you can do?" FML
Today, I was written up at work because I took off my badge. While I was putting on a sweater for this cold weather. FML
Today, while working at a grocery store, I spent about 30 minutes pushing carts inside in a blizzard. Not even 10 minutes after I had finished, I looked out the window and saw that not only had the snow completely stopped, but the sun was shining. FML
Today, while washing the dishes at work I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML
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silencedistant 0
I'm in Ontario too, and wow what a blizzard we are getting today, eh?!
KrazieKleo 13
It's the thought that counts anyways...:)
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Comments (91)
Dishwad 0
Dang! I wish Minnesota would get snow!
bbutterflyy 2
NO you don't!! Trust me you don't!!
ouchie1013 0
in my city I have a warning for 3 inches tomorrow morning at three until that night. but that's nothing compared to our wopping 17 inched last Christmas! but it's ok I've done that too.
5upernova 3
It is not the first time there has been a snow storm here, and I must say that this winter season has been pretty nice to us in comparison to other winters in the past. I recall the days when the amount of snow shoveled from the driveway was over 4 feet on my front law. Those days may come again, but like I said before, this winter has not been that bad yet and if it gets worse, I have no clue how you are going to be able to move around and shovel if you wear even more layers than what you just wore today.
nwensrich 3
Only ******* need all that clothing on to shovel some snow
10timestheweight 5
#122, you're an idiot! OP is a girl.
Sammmy7Rocks 0
Me toooooo!
Kristoffer 35
That's a win. You showed you wanted to help and didn't have to actually do any work!
pippa08 0
way to ruin your fun xp its ok there should be more snow later :)
Belgiangirl_fml 11
at least it snows there. Here it's really really cold, but all that comes down is rain..
kill_me_now7 2
Theres something called a window. That same something would have been useful
jennasaurus91 0
at least you didn't have to shovel