Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shoveled snow at work. I had to because my co-workers refused to "get sick." I told my co-workers if anyone needs me, just tell them I'm shoveling snow. Our boss asked for me and they said that I left without punching. This also happened when I went out to water the flowers in the summer. FML
Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML
Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, my parents left early in the morning to run some errands, and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway for them while they were out. An hour later, they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, my mom made me shovel our long driveway, as it had just snowed a couple of inches. It took me two and half hours to finish. She came out and said, "Wow, is this really the best you can do?" FML
Today, I was written up at work because I took off my badge. While I was putting on a sweater for this cold weather. FML
Today, while working at a grocery store, I spent about 30 minutes pushing carts inside in a blizzard. Not even 10 minutes after I had finished, I looked out the window and saw that not only had the snow completely stopped, but the sun was shining. FML
Today, while washing the dishes at work I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML
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silencedistant 0
I'm in Ontario too, and wow what a blizzard we are getting today, eh?!
KrazieKleo 13
It's the thought that counts anyways...:)
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Comments (91)
YahImThatGuy 0
If you're working then you won't be cold, even in the cold. I've done work outside in the snow in a t-shirt
PYLrulz 17
YDI dumbass. You know once you start moving around, you'll warm up nice and quick.
Choonie 1
How could u even move?
born_hustla 26
How long it took you to get dressed ?!
SMHreally 0
At least you offered
Nucl3arMoos3 7
If ur not in the North East ur a woose
tbone666 0
Pansy in Scotland when we get blizzards I've honestly seen people out In shorts shovelling snow ;)
Shelta957 13
You say it like it's a good thing...
wolfpack123 0
So you wasted a whole 5 minutes putting some clothes on to realize that the work has been already done? Now you don't have to do it and can stay inside? Wow! Your life is really f***ed!
jayemdoubleyou 1
Sounds like you intentionally took your time so you wouldn't have to help out. Gratz, plan worked.
stevenmx86 8
15 no that's like calling someone a wuss for over preparing for a little bit of cold.. Don't be so stupid. Being a little cold is way different than possibly dying from wrecking your car.