Kilimanjaro
France
Today, the war against the pigeons on my veranda reached a new level. To try and get them to clear off, I gave my window pane a short, sharp knock. It broke into several shards, and not one of the totally oblivious birds moved. Pigeons 1, Me 0. FML
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randomkayx3 11
"Haha, that idiotic human thinks he can get rid of us. Bitch, please."
BelleIsa_fml 6
Pigeons vs Human: to be continued...
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vicky_reoow 1
either get a slingshot or a machine gun. maybe then you'll hit two birds with one stone :D
rcgirl2 11
You may have won the battle pigeons, but you will not win the war.
kmsdvm24 11
That's both impressive and horrible! Try hanging balled up tin foil off strings or owl-shaped ornaments; both worked for my family in our war against sea gulls.
Pelreskovich 11
The angry birds have beat you once again, you filthy green pig you!
lovebeecharmer 6
Feed them rice. They'll spontaneously explode.
DocBastard 40
No it won't. I can't believe people actually believe this crap! You DO know that rice is a component of some bird feed, right? And that some migrating birds fill up on rice to fatten up for winter? This is just as much a myth as Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and Perdix.
KiddNYC1O 22
What the ****? Pigeons are constantly fed rice...
Iceness 1
At least you know the score.
texas_redneck88 10
Go get a slingshot or an air soft gun, that'll do the trick
iamnotastatistic 1
Buy a paint ball gun
rooboy 16
Hate those birds
ungawd 3
That reminds me of an episode of the big bang theory lol Sheldon is that u?