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Kilimanjaro France

Today, the war against the pigeons on my veranda reached a new level. To try and get them to clear off, I gave my window pane a short, sharp knock. It broke into several shards, and not one of the totally oblivious birds moved. Pigeons 1, Me 0. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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"Haha, that idiotic human thinks he can get rid of us. Bitch, please."

Pigeons vs Human: to be continued...

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pigeons = flying rats

one of the funniest fml's i've read so far.

Pigeons are MONSTERS.

That was a bird brain idea

colton_colton 50

Bb guns?

The birds are out to get you

Sorry to hear about them being a pain...