Kilimanjaro
France
Today, the war against the pigeons on my veranda reached a new level. To try and get them to clear off, I gave my window pane a short, sharp knock. It broke into several shards, and not one of the totally oblivious birds moved. Pigeons 1, Me 0. FML
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randomkayx3 11
"Haha, that idiotic human thinks he can get rid of us. Bitch, please."
BelleIsa_fml 6
Pigeons vs Human: to be continued...
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Comments (131)
ycrem0n 21
Time to take your bow and arrow and shoot some game
DontForgetMe4 0
LOL, might as well find another bird race that hates pigeons and play angry birds!
emmaa3451 11
You need to get laid..
KriiFahMoro 9
Of course! -Doesn't like birds annoying him -Is deprived of sex It all makes sense now...
karkid619 8
^^ Made me laugh more than the FML
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Especially if you read it in Carlton's voice.
ALpein 0
I feel like this is a pun based on the laying of eggs. In other words, this comment is completely relevent!
MisterMichael 9
14th
DontForgetMe4 0
Well, that didn't go as planned did it?
urdirtyolduncle 15
18 is a mastermind, like OP
br0dawg 6
"You win this time, pigeons. You win this time."
KeyboardWarrior 10
The pigeons are better at troll than you're.
KriiFahMoro 9
Trolling is a art
ALpein 0
You get a gold star for knowing what "you're" is but I'm taking it back for using it incorrectly.
TheDorianMode 8
that'sthejoke.jpg
Birdie_Sage 0
A simple and a polite 'Shoo' or 'could you please go away' would've done the trick.
jessknodt 0
Or a swift kick to the tail feathers
Link5794 18
Or a pet falcon.
Coccinelle_fml 15
Sheldon Cooper is that you?
SAgirl 23
Mace them!
ZooMzy 9
On the bright side, you now have glass shards perfect for throwing at the birds! I can't wait to read the part 2 version of this FML.