Kilimanjaro
France
Today, the war against the pigeons on my veranda reached a new level. To try and get them to clear off, I gave my window pane a short, sharp knock. It broke into several shards, and not one of the totally oblivious birds moved. Pigeons 1, Me 0. FML
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randomkayx3 11
"Haha, that idiotic human thinks he can get rid of us. Bitch, please."
BelleIsa_fml 6
Pigeons vs Human: to be continued...
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andy4766 1
Get a plastic owl. The pigeons are scared of owls.
Namenlos_fml 20
Well, in the name of resilient optimism, at least you now have plenty of sharp pieces of glass to stab the jaded birdies with.
ADTRftw 10
Or to throw like ninja stars =)
wdd2 5
Buy a spray bottle, it works on cats and dogs
hunteer9 5
Get a gun, that's what I would do or actually do if the birds piss me off enough, pump bb gun gets rid of them pretty damn quick. He'll my neighbor shoots the jays with a 22 all the time.
ManUrLifeSucks 1
Pellet or Airsoft gun!!!
noodleyhead 7
Actually its Pigeons 1, You -1, but who's counting?
mrmerino 0
The big Bang Theory.
HaykamNation 8
Could be worse... The birds could've flown inside through the 'open' window.
kimg0885 23
Get a cat.we had the same problem , until I got bob my cat,then all if the pigeons I would see we're in pieces
maxamus951852 3
52_ Rob Dyrdek tried the falcon.. it just flew away lmao