Today, the Salvation Army stationed one of their obnoxious bell-ringers in the mall right outside my store. My employees and I can wave goodbye to any form of sanity for the next month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
Torture
Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Asshat invasion
Today, the block where I work had mandatory all-storefront works. I had to be there. The workers asked me for my ladder, cord extensions, driller, complained for 4 hours, and didn't clean after them. Now they're in front of my shop, loudly mocking my looks and clothes, I can hear them through the door. Nice day. FML
The bell's end
Today, I dinged a desk-bell at head office and everyone burst into a round of applause for me. I was reamed by HR and served written notice to not ding the bell, because, "Only agents are allowed ding the bell, and only when they close a sale." Sorry, I didn't know about the bell guys. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
MAKE IT STOP
Today, at my workplace, a TV was installed just above my register at work which plays the same mind-numbingly awful 13 second ad on loop for the duration of our latest sale. The sale lasts for what are going to be three very long weeks. FML
Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML
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WCARlover 35
Anyone working in retail in the month of December can kiss sanity goodbye anyway...Christmas shopping brings out the crazy in people quite well
KittyLahv 27
I can only imagine OP walking around the store with those headphones on yelling at the customers, "ARE YOU FINDING EVERYTHING OKAY?!"
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briang959 47
Unfortunately you're going to hear that bell when you sleep.
patrickeli 15
Hang in there oppression exists everywhere
jdcg116 10
Yes. The Salvation Army oppresses people. You sir are a tool. Whoever thinks along those lines is an idiot. No couth anymore. Not enough respect. Most certainly not enough love or good will for your fellow man.
Jackimo98 24
#35 - chill out
samantha236le 17
Oh, I'm sorry that you can't stand a great cause.
MrConcise 35
@16 - Because helping people has to be obnoxious.
lizzie_91 10
Oh gosh first world problems...
dncp1972 4
First world problems...
countrygirl71 18
Those bell ringers aren't annoying. Go check out a Salvation Army and see all the good they do. It's not only Christmas, that money goes for after school programs. Talk to Vietnam soldiers and they will tell you these guys are the only ones who welcomed them home! They get 6 weeks to raise money for 52 weeks. Shame on you!!
doodlecloud 27
What are you on about? We all know all the things salvation army does but that doesn't mean ringing bells aren't annoying. They're not related. You could have a car alarm that when it goes off magically killed cancer cells - brilliant! But it doesn't make the car alarm itself any less damn annoying.
devildog562 33
So is traffic, dumb people, and ignorance. They all have one thing in common they are not productive to anyone, while a little bell isn't a big deal to support something good. Just my opinion, not trying to dismiss or belittle your input, but if people put a little more pride in helping people instead of bitching about how "annoying" the bells are, the world would be a much more merry place. The part about a car alarm killing cancer cells and claiming, oh it's annoying is disgusting. You probably haven't had people die horrible, painful deaths from cancer, otherwise you'd be playing that damn car alarm every day to be thankful.
MrConcise 35
You're missing the point. There are less annoying ways to bring attention to a good cause. It's not necessary, and if anything, it's diminishing the value of what they're trying to accomplish by turning people off to the idea of donating. People don't like annoying things. Instead of claiming they're disgusting and trying to change natural human behavior, why not work around it instead? There are plenty of studies every year on human behavior that could benefit these organizations, but instead they stick with the iconic obnoxious bell.
devildog562 33
I highly doubt that I am Missing the point. Have you ever been starving, received clothes and toys you can't afford for your kids at Christmas because Walmart shut down a mom and pop shop? Highly doubt it. They're noise and try to talk to people because you aren't donating hundreds of thousands of dollars to help these people. I've never been talked to rude, disrespected, or otherwise put out of my way by them ask me if I could throw some damn change that will probably end up in the sofa. If you could go about it other ways then by all means, do it. If not show some respect for people who dedicate their time to help people who are struggling. I like hearing the bells, because unlike most people around la . They will say hi to you and are doing good in the community. I didn't claim they were disgusting I said that is disgusting.
MrConcise 35
What they're accomplishing is irrelevant to the point. The two issues are entirely separate, you seem to have trouble separating your fondness for the cause with the logic and rationale of people finding the bell obnoxious. It's the same concept (albeit much less extreme) as testing vaccines on animals. People protest that all the time, even though it helps protect the ill.
devildog562 33
Let's agree to view this different. I see what you're getting at, however the relevance of the cause should surpass a minor inconvenience. Not claiming you are wrong or right, just providing my perspective. It's not that I have fondness towards the affiliation, I just believe in helping people when I can. I know I would appreciate it if I was on the other end, and those bells would sound quite blissful.
Door_Productions 19
Hey I don't want to belittle you, but let me call your opinion "bitching" but don't worry! No belittling here!
doodlecloud 27
To be honest, I wasn't really suggesting they find a different way to fundraise...I was just stating that, for better or worse, constant ringing is annoying. I know it's only a small minority that will get the day long blast of it though so I'm sure the good outweighs the bad in this scenario. It just really sucks to be OP.
Mauskau 36
50, if I was walking and someone started ringing and bell in my face, I'd get as far away from them as possible. All the bell ringing does is tell you that they are there, but it's not a nice sound and I wouldn't find myself talking to them other than to complain about the bell ringing.
CatchMe25 16
I don't think that OP was disparaging the cause itself, just the bell ringing. Everyone has something that annoys them from people chewing their food with their mouth open to people who attack others for their opinions. Good to see everyone is already in the Christmas spirit of peace, joy, and goodwill towards ALL people.
Garnetshaddow 30
If you've ever worked retail, you'd know that "christmas cheer" is a myth. That's the time of year people scream at retail employees over stupid issues because *THEIR* holiday has to be PERFECT. I'm glad I now work somewhere where the holidays are not acknowledged beyond closures for nights we won't be busy.
CatchMe25 16
I've worked at toys r us over Christmas the year the Wii was launched and I've also been in charge of caffeinating the angry masses as they spend money they don't have to buy presents for people who don't need stuff. So trust me, I thoroughly understand the crazy bug that infects people this time of year and the unfortunate abuse that follows. That being said...just because Christmas spirit is not always visible in customers doesn't mean that it's a myth. I've seen plenty of people who act as Santa for no reason other than it's a good thing to do. My comment about Christmas spirit was directed towards the people who apparently have nothing better to do than to verbally shit all over people for no reason other than internet anonymity ensures they won't get punched in the face.
mergeterge 24
I've been one of those bell ringers before... Honestly, the ringing just blends in with the obnoxious Christmas music playing anyway and all the commotion customers cause while shopping. You'll barely notice it.
devildog562 33
Good for you to help. +1 and then some. It seems a lot of people here have never been part of the slums or needed help from affiliations that care to aid mankind.
ahabsfan 17
Who knows, maybe by the end your heart will grow three sizes.
FieryMite 4
Huh ok then I hope one day you have to live off the Salvation Army won't seem so annoying the