Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my phone ringing. As I groggily reached for it I managed to knock my fan onto my head, leaving a grate-shaped bruise. The best part? My phone wasn't ringing, I dreamed myself awake. FML
Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML
Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML
Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, my mom is in the hospital and I'm sitting by the phone in case anyone calls with news. Each time the phone rings, I bolt upright to answer it. So far I've been woken up by two telemarketers, three robo-calls, and some old lady asking for Doris, who doesn't live here. I can't turn my phone off. FML
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
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Top comments
abNormal62 23
Talk to the hand?!?!
Haggis300 25
We all have those moments XD Hopefully no one saw you ☺️
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Comments (69)
spartanharp 13
I want what he's on
carrotcart 15
Thought I was the only one that has done that. haha
Chantel_xo17 6
I've done that before but instead thought I was turning off the alarm, but I just kept pressing my hand
jennlody 28
I did this once.. I thought I was texting my boyfriend but I woke up and realized I was pretending to text and was very confused. I've also woken up with my phone in my hand, actually sending random texts to my boyfriend ?
MaddieMushroom 11
I'm honestly so glad I'm not the only one who does this xD
MrBlackledge 12
Been there
THEGREATKEHOLIO 9
At least you didn't think you were asleep, and actually been called.
False_Stupidity 42
That's... handy.
rockwrench 18
Did your hand tell you its time to get to work?
petrine 17
This might be my absolute favourite FML so far! Kinda reminds me of this one time when I actually sleep called my mum in the middle of the night, totally freaked her out, haha!