Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in snow. All the local stores are closed. I'm not only currently on my period, but I'm out of pads and toilet paper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have to use toilet paper as a substitute for Kleenex, because I have a nasty cold and ran out. We're also snowed in where I live, so I currently can't go to the store to get some more. I think I now understand why people were hoarding this stuff. FML
Today...I started my day with a head cold and sore throat. I am ending the day with my period and explosive diarrhea. Oh and to top it all off, I live in the midwest, where the wind chills are going to be -50 tomorrow...FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
Today, snow finally arrived in my area, in very large quantities. Also today, I seem to have caught my dad's cold. The town is too snowed in for traveling and my medications are running low, so I guess we'll suffer together. FML
Today, all the roads going in and out of my town are closed due to flooding. I work 3 towns away, and was threatened with termination if I didn't come to work. FML
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
Today, the massive snowstorm that has been mercilessly attacking my city for the past week started causing random, brief blackouts every 2-5 minutes. I'm very sick, so the last thing I need is for this house to be cold. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
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KingDingALing 9
Time to make some red snow.
pasiphae9 5
I guess it's time to find all those pairs of socks you never use, and put them to good use.
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Comments (226)
Zombie65 0
YDI x 1000 everyone knew and everyone was warned get to the store
drewgreenan 0
Daylon? lol
penguin95 0
omg sry tht suxx i feel ur pain! ! !
mandypandypants 4
Why don't you ask your friends for some just until the stores open. Unless you have no friends.
InBetweenDreams 0
It would probably be hard to get her friend's house considering the roads are buried in snow.
mandypandypants 4
If she really needed them she would find a way of getting there.
Doortje 30
Yeah, it's like all the things in life; if you just really really want them, they'll happen. -_-
clojo1112 0
true that 45
Doortje 30
At least she wouldn't have to worry about finding her way back home.
jakiwi 0
I wonder if that happened in the "real" hansel and gretel story XD
viola4321 0
If she can't drive to the store, she can't drive to a friend's house to get something.
rockefoe 6
oh my gosh darling that's awful! I'm so sorry! :(
jonny2x4 0
There's a reason it's called being "on the rag". Time to break out the guest towels, because your monthly visitor has come a knockin'.
robotofu 0
well, we all had plenty of warning about the blizzard before it hit. ydi.
Naominino 1
oh man, must be hell.
allmidnighteyes 11
What do you think people did in the days of old? Grab a rag or an old shirt.
skiesalight 0
live in your bathroom :D all you need is an outlet and a laptop, rite? and you can just rinse yerself off.
izzy0122 0
Yeh I agree with 21. I was thinking I'd just live in the bathtub till it's over. bring ur phone or laptop and try not to drop em in water lol. warned or not that ******* sucks.
mrjude 3
They've only talked about a blizzard for, like, a week, and you weren't prepared for it? YDI.