Anonymous
Camberwell, Australia
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Klepto
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Strange things are afoot…
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
iamgodzilla
Owings Mills, United States
Beep beep
Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML
josh
United States
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
sorrystupid
United States
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
happycow122
Lafayette, United States
Dude, step up your game
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
notyourfriend
Peterborough, Canada
Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML
Mel
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Jamie
Denmark
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Jessica S.
Louisville, United States
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Top comments
MelTheGreat 23
"I mugged you lol *poke*"
khildebrand2294 9
Thats messed up...
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xxtb0 0
He messages you.. "Hey, so you were pretty cute when you were struggling, we should get together sometime."
DaTrollKing 3
Looks like he is seeing you as a "Friend with Benefits"
garytg 3
I "Like" that request.
noisebox 1
Just deny the friend request....and drop Facebook
someone3225 2
Possibly one of the greatest things I have ever heard
Metallica36176 16
He must've thought it was quite a bonding experience...
Tuffay 14
Maybe he wants to add you, so he can update you on the upcoming reunion!!!
stormchaser24 24
Just keep on poking him and sent him all of those stupid request.
Hamcons 1
Hello restraining order!!!
DerMarktradikale 13
Hey, everybody needs a friend.
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : How does someone deserve this?